Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Mosquitoes Death caused Havoc in Capital

New Delhi: An Exclusive news have shocked the Nation, leading to a dreadful feeling amongst the Public of India.

   The cause of this havoc generated throughout the nation, especially in the Capital, Delhi is due to a tragic incident in which four mosquitoes were crashed to death when a speeding car ran over them. Soon after the incident large number of mosquitoes gathered at the incident site and blocked the Connaught Place for at least 5 hours. 

   
The most deadly news is that Mosquitoes also set fire some vehicles. They looted valuables of some shops. They also pelted stones at police parties. They shouted slogan against the district administration for their failure in stopping the accident. 
   
    Getting the information about the accident and road jam Arvind Kejriwal rushed to spot and tried to pacify agitating Mosquitoes. Seeing the situation out of control police used mild force to disperse the crowd. But seeing the sensitivity of the situation heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed in the area. Shoot and sight has been ordered.

   Chief minister Arvind Kejrival presided over a emergency meeting and gave necessary direction to officials. Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal also announced compensation of Blankets to each mosquito for safely against the cold in this season of winters. In the mean time, a delegation of mosquitoes met chief minister at his residence and demanded high level enquiry in the killing of mosquitoes in road accident or they would sit on dharna.

   In the mean time BJP came down heavily on Aam Aadmi's government and blamed that the government has been failed in improving the law and order situation in the state. They also said that even the supply of free water have not enabled the government and Delhi citizens to crack down the big flames produced in protest by the Mosquitoes. Mean while Congress party's Youth Neta (Clown Prince), Rahul Gandhi said that if government would have taken immediate step, the life of four mosquitoes may be saved.

   "Yeah kya sunne mei aa raha hai. Bharat ki rajdhani mei char machroo ki hatya. Kya un char machroo ko etnasa bhi jeene ka hak nahi hai? Do you people know how important mosquitoes are for India? I will tell you the reason why. Because mosquitoes  have 6 hands and it promotes economy of India. How? Mami ne kaha tha 'Har haath shakti, har haath tarakk'. So now you people got why is mosquitoes so important?" said Rahul Gandhi. But fortunately the upcoming New Series of 'The Power puff Girls' was going to be started hence Rahul slipped away from the Stage just after delivering some PJs.


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