A Survey conducted by our Satire News Nation's (SNN) sources have made the Bhartiya Janta Party(BJP) shocked.
The recent Survey, summed up that BJP will be losing a large share of votes in the upcoming Lok Sabha Elections. According to our Independent Survey we have concluded that approximately 45 Million (4.5 Crore) is the number of people who are NOT going to vote BJP.
The cause identified by the survey is because of Narendra Modi said to be a Tea Boy in the past. But the reason is not exactly responsible. The actual reason responsible is that Narendra Modi who was a Tea Seller in the past did not provided Sugar Free tea. This has cause a major outbreak in the country.
Around 45 Million people of total 50 Million diabetic Patiences have come on Streets to protest against the BJP's PM candidate, Narendra Modi.
Arvind Kejriwal, Delhi CM commented on this as "Bhaiyo aur bheno Aam Aadmi ek sota huaa sheer h Sugar Free nahi dee toh chai phenk dega." We(SNN) hope Arvind Kejriwal ji don't again sit on Dharna.
On the other side Narendra Modi have defended this by saying "Bharat ki janta, mai apko batana chata hun, uss saame Sugar Free wale Chai nahi hote thi"
The recent Survey, summed up that BJP will be losing a large share of votes in the upcoming Lok Sabha Elections. According to our Independent Survey we have concluded that approximately 45 Million (4.5 Crore) is the number of people who are NOT going to vote BJP.
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This cost him more then Rs10
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Around 45 Million people of total 50 Million diabetic Patiences have come on Streets to protest against the BJP's PM candidate, Narendra Modi.
Arvind Kejriwal, Delhi CM commented on this as "Bhaiyo aur bheno Aam Aadmi ek sota huaa sheer h Sugar Free nahi dee toh chai phenk dega." We(SNN) hope Arvind Kejriwal ji don't again sit on Dharna.
On the other side Narendra Modi have defended this by saying "Bharat ki janta, mai apko batana chata hun, uss saame Sugar Free wale Chai nahi hote thi"
Hope its True :P
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