Jadoo claims Rahul Gandhi

   Director and Producer of India's first Super Hero film initially launched as Koi Mil Gaya which was followed by Krissh and Krissh 3 is getting peculiar calls.

   Rakesh ji have claimed that he have recently got calls, that too from some Extra-Terrestrial being. According to him 'Jadoo' is the one who is behind this matter.

   

Come Back!! :'(

In a press conference he said "I gave got a call. A call from my film Koi Mil Gaya's imaginative character 'Jadoo'. It felt very awkward when I initially attended the phone calls, but lately I got that know that it is him, Jadoo. I have got 12 calls from him in past 12 days."

   After our Satire News Nation's (SNN) reporters investigated the matter along with ISRO and NASA scientists we got to know that 'Jadoo' was claiming our National Clown Prince, Rahul Gandhi as his close family member.

  "After getting into briefing with Mr. Rahesh Roshan we are successful in knowing the secret cause of calls from Alien named 'Jadoo'. This Extra-Terrestrial being is claiming our Clown oops I am sorry our Youth leader Rahul Gandhi ji as his family member. And asking to return him to them" said ISRO chief 

  We we leaked this information to Congress family, all members were shocked.

   Rahul Gandhi exclaimed "Aeila, yeh kya hoo raha hai, lagta hai we need to Empower Women"

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• Rahul Gandhi to Showcase in Comedy Nights with Kapil
• Rahul Gandhi looking for Internship
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• Congress Blame Game

Rahul Gandhi to Showcase in Comedy Nights with Kapil

MUMBAI: Once more one of the most watched family comedy show 'Comedy Nights with Kapil' will be observing a change. The loved Chandran Prabhakar who acted as Raju (servant/various characters) is being set to leave the show seeking new future opportunities. 

 

All set to make a Debut
'He better be' 

But the point which is making people interested about this change of character is that someone special is taking Chandran Prabhakar(servant)'s place. It has been reported to Satire News Nation's (SNN) sources that our own country's Clown Prince who is Congress Vice-President, Rahul Gandhi is the person whose going to be the replacement. 

  In a change in the format Comedy Nights with Kapil will be sponsored under the banner of 'UPA Hope for 2014'. 

   Rahul Gandhi as recommended by Sonia Gandhi is set to make a debut in Television Serial after expecting no future of UPA.

In agitation critics of the show have commented by saying "People will not like this change. Even if you get involve a political leader, what will you people get 'Babaji ka Rahul'"

KEJRIWAL UNABLE TO WRITE LEAVE APPLICATION

DELHI: The recent 'Dharna' initiated by the Delhi CM, Arvind Kejrival taught him something.

  On the day of Dharna Kejriwal was on an official leave, hence when Capital's CM sat to write the Leave Application he was blank. Delhi Chief Minister was stunned when he got to realize that he did not knew the format of a Leave Application.

  "I am really felling low today as today I got to realize that I just do not know the format of a Leave Application. I guess it is because after I left my school followed by my resignation from IAS job, I never took a leave because I was not working for any formal organisation and I was always busy playing 'Protest-Protest' with Anna ji and Bedi didi" said Delhi Chief Minister, Arvind Kejrival.

  "Anyways, this is an Aam Aadmi's Government therefore I will learn the 'Leave Application' Format from an Aam Aadmi only" added Arvind Kejrival.

  Meanwhile BJP have appeled L-G to recruit a Tution Teachers for Arvind Kejrival.

Rahul Gandhi looking for Internship

BHOPAL: Rahul Gandhi have left shocked the Congress Party members by making an peculiar announcement during his Speech in Bhopal on Monday.

   He mentioned that Narendra Modi, his opposition leader, has evolved from a Tea boy to BJP's PM's Candidate.

A Symbol of Revolution

"Congress have made the thing in notice that Narendra Modi have significantly grown from being a poor Tea seller to become a Prime Ministerial Candidate. This shows a capability and skills possessed by a Tea Seller" said the Congress Vice-President Rahul Gandhi.

Under the heat Rahul Gandhi have taken a big step in his life. He proclaimed that he would like be a Tea boy before he become a PM's Candidate.

"I Rahul Gandhi hereby say that I will put the best of me to become successful in attaining the Internship in a Tea shop that too in Gujarat. This i promise to all of you, instead of playing stupid Computer games like Pin Ball and Solitaire I will try hard to apply for 'Tea Selling internship Exam 2014-15" said Rahul Gandhi in a very dedicated way (hope it's true because after losing the Lok Sabha election he would definitely have to put his Resume on OLX.)

"We want a Revolution. We want every one to start their life from being a Tea Seller! Yahoo! Jai Hind! Jan Jan Ki Pukaar Hai-Vote Dena Adhikaar Hai! Phir se Congress layenge-BJP ko dhool chatayen ge! blah! blah! blah!.."

Failed Congress Move

New Delhi: And once again Congress disappointing Hundreds Heart..We won’t say Millions because Congress don’t even have a mere Tactics to attract this large amount of people in support of Congress. :/

   A poor move once again played by Congress Leader Sonia Gandhi by not naming the Prime Ministerial  candidate. Sonia Gandhi have called off to name Rahul Gandhi as a Candidate for the PM’s chair. She says it’s a Congress Tradition to do so..what a Bull Shit :/

Here we bring forward an Interview conducted by our Satire News Nation’s Reporter:

SNN’s REPORT: Good Morning Ma’am, we have recently seen that  you have rejected to give any Official statement on Congress’ PM’s Candidate while Congress men earlier declared Rahul as Congress choice for the same?

SONIA GANDHI: Good Morning, It’s sort of a Tradition of Congress party not to Disclose PM’s Candidate in a hurry and that too in advance.

SNN: When do you think will be the Right Time for Rahul Gandhi to become a Prime Ministerial    Candidate?

SONIA: See Rahul is a little inexperienced, and I thinks that right time for Rahul to become a PM is on the day of Children’s Day.

SNN: Why do see Rahul Gandhi as Incapable of becoming India’s PM?

SONIA: Well you see, Rahul keeps on playing Ludo and; Snake and Ladder while I always protest him to play Outdoor games like Stappu etc.

SPECIAL INTERVIEW INTERRUPTED WHEN RAHUL CAME AND DISTURBED SONIA   BY ASKING MONEY TO BUY TOFFEE (Ouh! So sweet ^_^ )