Monday, 7 October 2013

US Shutdown | Resembles 'Bharat Baand'

WASHINGTON: This shutdown of United States of America(some call it 'United Shut-Down Of America') caused due to Conservative Republicans in the House have resisted funding the government for the current fiscal year until they extract some concession from Obama that would delay his signature on healthcare law, which launched October 1.

As the U.S. government moved into the second week of a shutdown on Monday with no end in sight, a deadlocked U.S. Congress also confronted an October 17 deadline to increase the nation's borrowing power or risk default. But both the parties ended up concluding that this is the first U.S. shutdown in 17 years. They also concluded that U.S. Shutdown resembles 'Bharat Baand' which frequently occurs in India. Hence the Congress party entitled this particular shutdown as 'States Baand'. This was done so to make Indians living in the U.S. happy.


In comments on Sunday political talk shows, neither Republicans nor Democrats offered any sign of impending agreement on either the shutdown or the debt ceiling, and both blamed the other side for the so called 'States Baand'

The shutdown have caused temporary shutting down of all the National parks and monuments, also due to lack of funds during the 'States baand' all the thakkas, panwadis etc., are been closed down causing a state of depression amongst the people of the U.S. and also the Indians residing there.

Here we look upon some believes and wondering of people regarding this famously known 'States Baand'-
  1. Some People are wondering if following its shutdown, America will launch itself on an upgraded iOS7.
  2. Some believe it will allow them to get a free pet as the National Parks and zoos are closed, so they could steal some. 
  3. Some even have faith that by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete the U.S Government will restart.
  4. Many Indians says that Rajnikanth's Laptop's battery is low(or almost getting over) that's why there is a shutdown out there in U.S.
  5. Rumours are also there that U.S. President Obama is busy playing the newly released FIFA 14 and GTA 5.
  6. It's also said that president Obama is completing his daughter's(Malia and Natash's) pending Holidays Homework.



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